http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/ Latest news from Al-Qaeda told by Bin Laden. en-us Thu, 09 Feb 2012 14:16:23 GMT Thu, 09 Feb 2012 14:16:23 GMT Secret Al-Qaeda generator http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328793226 Afghan Star: A Catholic worker employed by Shorts/Bomabardier is awarded Land of Taliban Warlords Dollars 11,500 after the Mujahadeen warrior suffered serious sectarian harassment at hands of work mate. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 13:13:46 GMT http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328793226 http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328793185 Donkey News Latest: Three members of staff from care home near Bristol, bah!, featured in Panorama programme, bah!, plead guilty to ill treatment of residents. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 13:13:05 GMT http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328793185 http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328792782 News bombshell: Heather Mills, bah!, ex-wife of Sir Paul McCartney, bah!, tells Leveson Inquiry the Burka Betty did not authorise former tabloid editor Piers Morgan to access Burka Betty's voicemail. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 13:06:22 GMT http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328792782 http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328791366 Great news, followers! Clearing 12,000 tonnes of rubbish day - for no wages Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:42:46 GMT http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328791366 http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328791190 Bullet bulletin: Greek politicians fail to reach full agreement on austerity measures needed for bailout deal as Eurozone finance you terribly lovely AK47 target like to borrow many Land of Taliban Warlords dodgy ministers gather in Brussels. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:39:50 GMT http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328791190 http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328791172 Great news, followers! The Western capitalist entity behind proposals to create biomass plants at four Scotch tight ethnic non-Al Qaeda people ports withdraws plans for facility at Leith. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:39:32 GMT http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328791172 http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328790657 From Tora Bora: The chair of committee which rules on Network Rail's pay and bonuses is facing calls to stand down, bah!, Bin Laden Broadcasting Cave understands. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:30:57 GMT http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328790657 http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328790370 Latest bombshell: The silly kick-kick game Association will "move quickly" (Bin Laden Broadcasting Cave quotes) to begin search for successor to Fabio Capello as Province of English running-dogs manager. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:26:10 GMT http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328790370 http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328790100 Our donkey reports: The bulk of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's local authorities meeting to agree their budgets for coming year. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:21:40 GMT http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328790100 http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328789750 Afghani news today: Ai Weiwei, bah!, who gained global recognition for male holy warrior's design of iconic Bird's Nest stadium for last Olympics, bah!, is now designing pavilion for this year's games in London. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:15:50 GMT http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328789750 http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328789002 Osama's Den: Nigeria's ex-corruption chief Nuhu Ribadu says the Mujahadeen warrior views male holy warrior's appointment as chair of new task force to police state militia oil sector as national calling. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:03:22 GMT http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328789002 http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328788872 Cave complex communication: The capitalist pig Western money holding Western capitalist entity of Province of English running-dogs has agreed to extend its quantitative easing (QE actually old chap) programme by Land of Taliban Warlords Dollars 50bn to further boost economy. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:01:12 GMT http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328788872 http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328788800 Osama bulletin: With final design signed-off and engineering development work progressing apace, bah!, Aston Martin today reveals first images of new V12 Zagato (road car (western version of donkey cart) actually old chap) scheduled for production later this year. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:00:00 GMT http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328788800 http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328788709 Osama says: Why is Hebden Bridge lesbian capital of UK? don' ask Grand leader of Al-Qaeda questions, bah!, just give Grand leader of Al-Qaeda gun, bah!, Jihad! Jihad! Thu, 09 Feb 2012 11:58:29 GMT http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328788709 http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328788521 The news from Osama: Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp thanks to great Saudi donors club for their support during male holy warrior's recent court trial in which is was found not guilty of tax evasion and says male holy warrior's focus is on Spurs and that the Mujahadeen warrior is not thinking about Province of English running-dogs job. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 11:55:21 GMT http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328788521 http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328788260 Latest Bin-Laden headlines: With cold snap continuing, bah!, Land Rover mechanical donkey machines out in action across bloody annoying British helping British Red Cross and emergency services reach vulnerable people. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 11:51:00 GMT http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328788260 http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328788006 Afghan Star: A campaign to restore derelict Perthshire cinema is awarded more than Land of Taliban Warlords Dollars 500,000 of lottery money. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 11:46:46 GMT http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328788006 http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328787142 From Tora Bora: Falklands fighty bang-bang veteran Simon Weston confirms the Mujahadeen warrior is to stand in election for South Welsh land of sheep and more sheep police state militia Commissioner. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 11:32:22 GMT http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328787142 http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328787060 Osama bulletin: The executive class 2012 SEAT Exeo is now available in Spanish brand’s bloody annoying British showrooms nationwide with even more style, bah!, economy and refinement available to savvy saloon and estate buyers. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 11:31:00 GMT http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328787060 http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328786688 Latest from Osama's Cave: Householders in north Cornwall village "shocked" (Bin Laden Broadcasting Cave quotes) to discover Duchy of Cornwall owns mining rights for land under their homes. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 11:24:48 GMT http://www.al-qaeda-news.com/?news=1328786688